yeezytaughtme:

there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory 

Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange